conservativerevolution:

Left side: The stereotypical liberal. In her early 20s. Risque. Has boyfriends. Obsessed with appearances. Probably studying journalism or 12th century medieval literature. Believes in Obama, feminism, Tumblr gifs and her college professors. Uses her time online to call people she disagrees with narrow-minded and stupid. Never completely gets offline because her Iphone connects her to all her social networks. Spends half her Friday nights drunk or hooking up. Spends the other half at the movies and the beach. Will vote for Obama. Gets her news from the Daily Show. Wants to grow up and be somebody important and famous. Walks around in short shorts and a Victoria Secret’s shirt and loves the attention. Carries an extra pair of panties in her purse. Just in case.

Right side: The stereotypical conservative. In his early 30s. Married. Has 1 daughter. Obsessed with accomplishing the mission. Didn’t finish college until last year. Believes in a God, truth, justice, and his comrades. Use his little online time to Skype his wife and daughter. Prefers to be offline, working or playing with his family. Spends half his Friday nights in a foreign country at work. Spends the other half with his family. Might vote for Romney, but generally hates politics. Doesn’t get news in Afghanistan. Already grew up, is someone important and doesn’t want to be famous. Walks around in cargo shorts and Tshirt and doesn’t need attention. Carries a .45. Just in case.

Sad fact: Most people on here are on the left side.

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2. atouchofgaminesque reblogged this from conservativerevolution and added:

   Love you.

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   ‘Left side’ vs ‘Right side’ completely irrelevant. can we talk about ignoring most of what this was stating, in passing...

6. gratuitousinformation reblogged this from conservativerevolution and added:

   I agree entirely. I don’t understand how feminists can cry for equal treatment. If I were to treat you the way you wish...

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    Right side: Often known to shoot civilians and urinate on dead bodies while taking pictures for the memories. What a sad...

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14. robert-cabot-lodge reblogged this from conservativerevolution and added:

    Wait…how do you even know the girl on the left is a Liberal? Way to be judgmental.

15. conservativerevolution reblogged this from theuntangling and added:

    Your assumptions betray. You assume because I think it’s shameful for women to run around having sex a lot, I don’t...

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17. about-a-revolution reblogged this from fortheloveofaprincess and added:

    haha no worries. it was just soooo out of character for you to post! i was kinda taken aback :p

18. fortheloveofaprincess reblogged this from about-a-revolution and added:

    Oh shit, no. I was reading it, is all.

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    the real sad fact: making assumptions of people you have never met, ever known, or care to know - but freely judge based...

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28. collide-withthe-skyyy reblogged this from leftybegone and added:

    Not exactly true but I will admit that a lot of teenagers fit that.

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    It is a sad truth…

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    Nope! I’m pointing out that most young people have sex regardless of professed religious convictions. The only...

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    Baha really?

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    I want to SHOOT someone right now. Really? I’m a liberal, so I spend my time obsessed with sex and my looks and my...

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