So a campaigner for Obama came up to my door just now.
He was wondering who the registered voters at this address were voting for.
We’re both for Obama, so I just straight up said, “Mitt Romney is a massive douche.”
And that was good enough for him.
That was good enough for him because that’s also his own best argument. It’s about as good an argument as one can expect from an Obama supporter. Oh, society, how swiftly you’ve crumbled.