Golden Debate Tweets (Read Every Single One)

October 4, 2012

Hey, John Kerry. You’re supposed to be helping Obama practice his debating, right? You’re doing it wrong. #tcot #tlot #2012debate
— Christopher Graham (@LeftyBegone) October 4, 2012

Yet, he still got massively screwed…. #caring RT @iowahawkblog: Poor guy, couldn’t get it up on his anniversary. #denverdebate
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 4, 2012

Obama 2012: Efforting for the Middle Class
— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) October 4, 2012

This is all they’ve got, folks. RT @moveon: Hey @mittromney, American children might have something to say about your attack on #BigBird.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 4, 2012

Romney should FedEx some apples to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave with a note “How do you like these?”
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 4, 2012

Wow. On his anniversary, Obama suffered from electile dysfunction.
— Basil (@basilsblog) October 4, 2012

Line of the night? Romney: “You don’t just pick winners/losers. You pick losers.” Obama: “Jim, you may want to move on to another topic.”
— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) October 4, 2012

Worst. 20th. Wedding. Anniversary. EVER. #debates
— Lee Stranahan (@Stranahan) October 4, 2012

All night, Obama sounded like he was trying to get off the phone with somebody.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) October 4, 2012

That wasn’t a debate so much as Mitt Romney just took Obama for a cross country drive strapped to the roof of his car.
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 4, 2012

Anniversary or not, my guess is that Michelle is gonna ask to go home w/Mitt tonight.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) October 4, 2012

Tonight’s debate has been brought to you by the Hillary Clinton 2016 fund.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) October 4, 2012

I predict Joe Biden shows up at the next debate in a wheelchair and neckbrace and just goes for sympathy.
— Foreign Policy Pres. (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 4, 2012

Does ObamaCare cover ass-kickings?
— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 4, 2012

“And the seventh seal was broken…” RT @buzzfeedandrew Van Jones says Romney won.
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) October 4, 2012

Next time the Dems should send the empty chair.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 4, 2012

CNN Poll: Better handle the economy?55% Romney.Healthcare?52% RomneyTaxes? 53% RomneyDeficit? 57% RomneyAgrees w/ u? 54% Romney.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) October 4, 2012

NBC Headline tomorrow:Do debates matter?
— Foreign Policy Pres. (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 4, 2012

You’d think a guy who wrote two books about himself by age 45 would be more adept at defending his record.
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) October 4, 2012

Somehow Obama’s intense encounter with “The View” and the Pimp With a Limp didn’t prepare him for facing Romney.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) October 4, 2012

WOW! Per CBS, 63% of CO uncommitted voters say Mitt cares about their problems. (Here’s the kicker: this number was *30%* before the debate)
— Kevin Eder (@keder) October 4, 2012

The real Obama showed up tonight. All style, no substance, no propping up by the MSM, no comfort from the teleprompter. #emptychair
— SandraS (@VioletTiger2) October 4, 2012

Expected spin: “Obama didn’t lose this debate to Romney, he just lead from behind.”
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) October 4, 2012

CNN/ORC Snap poll 67% Romney 25% Obama. In 2008, same poll had Obama beating McCain 58%-41%
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 4, 2012

RT @shanenickerson: Obama just ran back into the empty debate room and yelled “Wait! I killed Bin Laden! Are we still live?” #MocktheVote
— Political Math (@politicalmath) October 4, 2012