Some woman was just standing outside my workplace window and I saw that she had a big ol’ tattoo on the side of her upper arm. The tattoo said “1/2 Woman, 1/2 Awesome.”
Obviously she’s a feminist and proud of her womanhood, but what she’s evidently too stupid to understand is that she now has a permanent tattoo on her body that essentially says women are not awesome.
“One half of me is awesome, but the other, non-awesome half is woman.”
“One half of me may be a woman, but that’s okay. I make up for it because the other half of me is awesome.”
What an idiot.
She was also an Obama voter.