May 8, 2013
[Anon is referencing this post—scratch that—this awesome post of mine.]
Wait, I’m sorry, is twerking not a contribution of blacks? Do whites not do it to ingratiate themselves to the “hip,” black crowd? Do those in that “hip,” black crowd not do it because they saw it in a misogynist rap video? 
I have eyes and I write what I see. What is racist about having eyes?

[Anon is referencing this post—scratch that—this awesome post of mine.]

Wait, I’m sorry, is twerking not a contribution of blacks? Do whites not do it to ingratiate themselves to the “hip,” black crowd? Do those in that “hip,” black crowd not do it because they saw it in a misogynist rap video?

I have eyes and I write what I see. What is racist about having eyes?

May 7, 2013
So, wait, instead of a fear of homosexuals, there should be a hatred of conservatives? There is a hatred of conservatives. On Tumblr, conservatives are in the lion’s den.

So, wait, instead of a fear of homosexuals, there should be a hatred of conservatives? There is a hatred of conservatives. On Tumblr, conservatives are in the lion’s den.

May 6, 2013

Anonymous asked: Maybe no one loves you that's why you're mean.

Aww, am I a big meany head?

May 5, 2013

Anonymous asked: Your short stories are pretty bad, man. The one with the dog made me sad. Had to put down my mastiff a little while ago. Besides that, you might as well have shit on the keyboard and let the force of the whole thing type it out. Stories aside, looking at your blog is like biting into a banana with the skin still on. Politics isn't your thing, man. But if it's what earns you some dough...! I wish people would pay me for riling up folks on the internet with my shitty opinions. Cheers, mate.

[The anon is referencing either this post, this post, or this post.]

The one (several) about the dog was supposed to make you sad. I had to put my dog down too; I was sad when I wrote it (them). So it appears I’m a better writer than you give me credit for, since I was successful at evoked in you the the emotions I wanted to, a sign of a good writer. I appreciate you letting me know :-)

Insulting people isn’t your thing, man. You’re a failure at it.

April 21, 2013
Some black guy is obsessed with me, it seems. And he forgot twice to go on anon.

Some black guy is obsessed with me, it seems. And he forgot twice to go on anon.

April 16, 2013

da-rkside asked: I'm not here to send you hate mail, quite the contrary my right winged compadre, please keep doing what you are doing, please continue everything you are doing because there are only two things that you could possibly be, either the greatest troll to ever live, or you actually believe what you say is true and you believe that there is a magic sky carpenter that doesn't want you to terminate embryos, and wants you to be homophobic and misogynistic, in which case I am very sorry for your carer.

“I’m not here to hate you. [Hate, hate, hate.]”

Don’t be such a coward, dude, just be up front.

April 14, 2013
What is my opinion of Herman Cain, a straight, BLACK, conservative male?
What is my opinion of Chris Barron, a GAY, white, conservative male?
What is my opinion of Ann Coulter, a straight, white, conservative FEMALE?
To be honest, I wish you would be specific about what I’ve said that has so hurt your pwecious feewings and sensibiwities. It’s entertainment for me to learn of all the absurd things liberals (and atheists) cry for their mommies over.
Anyway, your points have been invalidated. Thank you, come again.

What is my opinion of Herman Cain, a straight, BLACK, conservative male?

What is my opinion of Chris Barron, a GAY, white, conservative male?

What is my opinion of Ann Coulter, a straight, white, conservative FEMALE?

To be honest, I wish you would be specific about what I’ve said that has so hurt your pwecious feewings and sensibiwities. It’s entertainment for me to learn of all the absurd things liberals (and atheists) cry for their mommies over.

Anyway, your points have been invalidated. Thank you, come again.

April 13, 2013
Tell me what it is that you found “horribly offensive” in “the first few pages” of my site and I’ll be sure never to post that sort of stuff again, okay, precious?

Tell me what it is that you found “horribly offensive” in “the first few pages” of my site and I’ll be sure never to post that sort of stuff again, okay, precious?

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April 12, 2013

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April 11, 2013
So?

So?

April 8, 2013
Up until the “Good job” at the end, I thought you were trying to put me down. But the “Good job” indicated otherwise. And I don’t think you were trying to be witty and sarcastic with that. At least I hope not, because that would be so unclever and uncreative a thing to say at the end of a long string of insults, so typical, that I’d worry for your dignity. Then again, you did hide behind the safety and comfort of the anonymous feature, so I guess you’d have nothing to fear after all.

Up until the “Good job” at the end, I thought you were trying to put me down. But the “Good job” indicated otherwise. And I don’t think you were trying to be witty and sarcastic with that. At least I hope not, because that would be so unclever and uncreative a thing to say at the end of a long string of insults, so typical, that I’d worry for your dignity. Then again, you did hide behind the safety and comfort of the anonymous feature, so I guess you’d have nothing to fear after all.

March 22, 2013
They like me! They really like me! :’ )
Filed under hatemail, even though they weren’t addressing it to me.
Note the use of the word “faggot” by the liberal. I thought liberals liked faggots. No?

They like me! They really like me! :’ )

Filed under hatemail, even though they weren’t addressing it to me.

Note the use of the word “faggot” by the liberal. I thought liberals liked faggots. No?

March 22, 2013

Anonymous asked: Dear god, you are so fucking ignorant.

It would appear by this message of yours that we defend our positions and initiate debate in very different ways.

Anyway, that’s no way to speak to God.

March 6, 2013

Anonymous asked: You are a hateful pathetic bastard.

Ironic, calling me hateful and then following it with two hateful insults.

Insult failed.

March 4, 2013
Because I’m not a liberal, your disagreement with me does not disgust me.

Because I’m not a liberal, your disagreement with me does not disgust me.

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